if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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