I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Even my vagina gasped.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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