Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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