The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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