Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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