Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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