super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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