I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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