Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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