She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
That's when you crack a 10am beer
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you will always have a special place in my vag
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize