ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The adults are the big ones right?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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