do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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