u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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