And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This is the high leading the old right now
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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