That's intense
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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