Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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