Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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