Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think i have two assholes
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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