We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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