I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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