the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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