I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i think i just lost a toe
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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