it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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