It's Friday. Sex?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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