I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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