If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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