11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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