So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
