who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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