I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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