one might say we're banned from that church
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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