Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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