is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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