i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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