listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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