Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
