Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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