4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
why is half of my head shaved?
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