Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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