I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
