i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
50% drunk capacity currently
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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