I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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