He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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