I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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