you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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