im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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