This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My bed smells like the plague
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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