shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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