Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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