Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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