we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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