Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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