I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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